I’m not cocky 
I just love myself 
Bitch! 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
Who’s the fliest bitch of them all? 
Never mind, I am 
That bitch is so fucking pretty 
Yeah I am 
If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!) 
Hey 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
Hit up prince charming, 
tell him give me a call 
Never mind, screw him 
Cause I found somebody better 
Never mind, screw him 
I’ll make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter) 
Everyday I see myself 
I love me even more (it’s me I adore) 
Ain’t nobody got shit on me 
I’m the best for sure (my cherie amor) 
V is for Vanity 
Everytime I look at me 
I turn myself on, yeah 
I turn myself on, yeah 
V is for Vanity (what) 
Thank you Mom and Daddy cause 
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah) 
I turn myself on (get into it) 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
Who’s the sexiest of them all? 
Never mind, I am (I am) 
Oh, she’s so hot and sexy 
Yeah I am (that’s right) 
No-no-no wonders she’s cocky, ow, huh 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
They call me stuck up, but I’m not at all 
Never mind, I am (I am) 
It’s not my fault I’m the shit 
Yeah I am 
I am, and I’m a bad ass bitch, hey 
Everyday I see myself 
I love me even more (it’s me I adore) 
Ain’t nobody got shit on me 
I’m the best for sure (are you ready for me?) 
V is for Vanity (yeah) 
Everytime I look at me 
I turn myself on, yeah 
I turn myself on, yeah 
V is for Vanity 
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause 
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah) 
I turn myself on (get into it)
No regrets (no regrets) 
Get into it 
No apologies (no apologies) 
And now I take myself to be my lawfully wetted bitch 
All the girls say 
Yeah I’m vain, so what, so what 
All the boys say 
Yeah I’m vain, so what, so what 
All the girls say 
Yeah we’re vain, so what, so what 
Everybody say 
Yeah we’re vain, so what, and what 
Whoa 
V is for Vanity (yeah) 
Everytime I look at me 
I turn myself on, yeah 
I turn myself on, yeah (yeah what) 
V is for Vanity (Hey) 
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause 
I turn myself on, yeah (that’s right) 
I turn myself on (get into it) 
If the shoe fits 
Wear it bitch 
If the shoe fits 
Wear it bitch 
If the shoe fits 
Wear it bitch 
Read my lips, muah 
I’m a vain bitch, hey 
Hey yeah 
Can’t love no one else 
Til you love yourself 
And if they don’t like it, tell em 
Get in line 
And kiss your ass bitch (muah!) 
Love you baby, au revoir 
That’s right, let’s go out like this 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
Who’s the fliest of them all? 
It’s me, bow down, get on your knees 
Where’s my queens? 
Who reign supreme? 
Let me hear you scream 
Whoa, oh 
And the legacy lives on 
Going strong 
Let us not forget 
Who owns the throne? 
(Max) 
You do mommi!



